| 1 Boredom's Instant Coffee | 2 Fearstone Tires | 3 Vicejoy Cigarettes |
| 4 Camals Cigarettes | 5 Campy Spider Soup | 6 Slum-Maid Raisins |
| 7 Spray Nit | 8 Lavirus | 9 Paul Maul |
| 10 Dopey Whip | 11 Cracked Jerk | 12 Crust Toothpaste |
| 13 Kook-Aid | 14 Alcohol Seltzer | 15 De-Mented Rotten Tomatoes |
| 16 Pure Hex | 17 Weakies | 18 Schmutz Beer |
| 19 Minute Lice | 20 Gadzooka Gum | 21 Moron Salt |
| 22 Liptorn Soup | 23 Muller Beer | 24 Band-Ache Strips |
| 25 Chock Full of Nuts and Bolts | 26 Tied Detergent | 27 Mrs. Klean |
| 28 Breadcrust Corned Beef Hash | 29 Cover Ghoul | 30 Horrid Deodorant |
| 31 Jail-O | 32a Ratz Crackers (rare) | 32b Weakies |
| 33 Grave Train | 34 Duzn't Detergent | 35 Fink |
| 36 Maddie Boy | 37 Coronation Evaporating Milk | 38a/b Cracked Animals/Cracked Jerk |
| 39 Hostage Cupcakes | 40 Mutt's Apple Juice | 41 6 Up |
| 42 Skimpy | 43 Jolly Mean Giant | 44 Quacker Oats |
| Duzn't Detergent | Grave Train | Vicejoy Cigarettes |
| Chock Full of Nuts and Bolts | Mrs. Klean | Hostage Cupcakes |
| Breadcrust Corned Beef Hash | Minute Lice | Kook-Aid |
| Jail-O | Horrid Deodorant | Camals Cigarettes |
| Gadzooka Gum | Skimpy | Tied Detergent |
| 6 Up | Liptorn Soup | Pure Hex |
| Maddie Boy | Fink | Lavirus |
| Quacker Oats | Dopey Whip | Paul Maul |
| Weakies | Spray Nit | Mutt's Apple Juice |
| Crust Toothpaste | Cover Ghoul (tan bottle) | Band-Ache Strips |
| Gurgle Baby Food | Commie Cleanser | Awful Bits |
| Botch Tape | Chicken Fat Detergent | Blunder Bread |
| Sailem Cigarettes | All-Brain Cereal | Vile Soap |
| Sugarmess Bubble Gum (no date) | Blecch Shampoo | Hurts Tomatoes |
| Plastered Peanuts | Nertz | Log Cave In Syrup |
| Minute Mud | Boo-Hoo Drink | Gyppy Pop Popcorn |
| Ajerx | Fish-Bone Dressing | Putrid Cat Chow |
| Exceedrin | Gloom Toothpaste | 8-Lives Tuna Bones |
| Ultra Blight | Kook Cigarettes | Brittle Soap Pads |
| Cap'n Crud | Schtick Blades | Dull Pineapple |
| Ditch Masters | Poopsie | Run Tony Shells |
| Harm & Hammer | Dr. Ono | Choke King |
| Neveready Battery | Rice-A-Phoni | Rabid Shave |
| Crakola Crayons | Sledge | Motorzola Oil |
| Bustedfinger | No-Tips | Drowny |
| Spit and Spill, Ver1, Ver2 | Beanball | Sweat Hard Soap |
| Koduck Film | Foolball | Lova Soap |
| Moonshine Wheez-it Crackers | Hawaiian Punks | 1.A. Sauce |
| Snatch-A-Pak | Lucky Stride Cigarettes | Hurtz Canary Food |
| Raw Leaves Cigarettes | Hired Root Beer | Argh |
| Fright Guard | Hungry Jerk | Windchester |
| Milk-Foam | Blue Beanie Margarine | Grazin Bran |
| Cheapios | Fang | Liquid Bomber |
| Rinkled Wrap | Brute 88 | Bum Chex/Windhex |
| Hyde's Rox Cookies | Bald | Freetoes |
| Gatoraid | Bent Cigarettes | Nestree |
| Wormy Packages | Quake 'n Ache | Dampers |
| Grass Wax | Heave Cigarettes | Taster's Choke |
| Choke Wagon/Mess Clairoil | Raw Goo Sauce | Escuire Foot Polish |
| Hipton Tea Bags | Chef Girl-ar-dee | Nutlee's Quit |
| Armor Hot Dogs | Land O Quakes Butter | Mustard Charge |
| Betty Crooked Sludge | Plopsikle | Ha Ha Crackers |
| Tijuana Smells | Achoo | Sicken of the Sea |
| Old Spit Cologne | Hungry Jerk Pucks | Clank |
| Muleburro Cigarettes | Fatina Cereal | Smith Sisters |
| White Fowl Cigars | Shot Wheels | Glutton Mustard |
| Swiss Mess | Cram | Stiffords Glue |
| Secrets | Slaytex Gloves | |
| Moobeline Cow Mascara | Pounds Candy | Chumps |
| Light n' Dizzy Yoga | Knuckles Candy | Graft Cheese |
| Head & Boulders | Cover Ghoul (green) | Triks Cereal |
| Big Baddy | Krazy Crackers | Shots Candy |
| Mold Rush Gum | Peter Pain Peanut Butter | Jerkens Soap |
| Piwi Blecch | Soft-Head Bulbs | Bit-O-Money |
| Eviltime | Goonman's Looney Noodles | Ditch Boy Paint |
| Sugar Daffy | Monotony | Spills Bros |
| Run-A-Way Vitamins | Baby Runt | Clammy Soap |
| Fruit of the Tomb | Valveater | Bar-Kist |
| Truant Cigarettes | Snarlamint Cigarettes | Sneer |
| Play Dumb Clay | My Sink Perfume | Broomo Seltzer |
| Blisterine | Cut-Rong Hacked Paper | Virginia Slums |
| Super Cigar Crisp | Scare Deal Notebook | Footsie Roll |
| Airraid Deodorant | What Man's Simple Candy | Bum Bums Candy |
| Big Muc | Dimwit Dots | Feetena |
| My-T-Fink | Mr. Goodbye Candy | Murial Blands Cigars |
| Fibby's Juice | Caged Dog Food | L'oggs Panty Hose |
| Gurgles Barely Cereal | Contrac | Boozo Gum |
| Hurtz Baked Bears | Big Banana | Blank Crows |
| Slopicana Juice | Emptimo Cigars | Grime Dog Chow (both DGC & HC) |
| Top Slob | Leek Oil Dripper | Marshmallow Flopp |
| Medi-Quak | El Polluto Cigars | Creature Crackers |
| Dums (for the dummy) | Soggy Babies | Blast Blew Ribbon Beer |
| Alpoo Dog Food | Oh Hairy! | Hurtz Tomato Ketchup |
| Hag & Hag Tobacco | Sorry Wrap | Mex-Pax Coffee |
| Knots Gelatine | Scorch Mouthwash | Yicks Cough Drops |
| Canadian Clod | Hostile Thinkies | Burpsi-Cola |
| Hex-Lax | Cheep Detergent | Kleenaxe Tissues |
| Bam | Paid Killers | Ivery Snow |
| Shot Tissue | Hopeless Snow Balls | Rolaches |
| Yubum Coffee | Biva Towels | Smoocher's Jam |
| Daffy Baking Powder | Kentucky Fried Fingers | Scary Lee |
| Dr. Popper | Choke-Up Toothpaste | Kong Fu |
| Mop & Glop Cleaner | STD Oil Shortage | Hardly-Wrap |
| Lipoff Cup-A-Slop | Bone Ami | Suffertone |
| 6-Urp | Belch's Jelly | Czechlets |
| None-In-One Oil | Moscow Syrup | Heartburn Cereal |
| Kick A Man Sauce | Taxim | Windstun Cigarettes |
| Messy Marker | Goon's Farm Wine | Mrs. Small's Fish |
| Foolite | DeLinquent Spinach | Cents |
| Squabble | Easy-Cough Oven Cleaner | Raggedy Ant |
| Ducko Cement | Ivy Soap | GI Toe |
| Stickers | Jerkyfruits | Killy Putty |
| Hookey | 3 Mosquitoes | Shake and Skip |
| Paper Wate Pen | Bear Aspirin |
| Pupsi-Cola | Pepto-Dismal | Poopedridge Farms |
| Mountain Goo | Heavy Trash Bags | Clunky |
| Oscar Moron Bacon | Bigtumi Spaghetti Sauce | Painters Mixed-Up Nuts |
| Life Servers Candy | Stove Glop | Fishey-Prize Toys |
| Milk of Amnesia | Sunsweat Prune Juice | Lox Soap |
| Greaseline | Diet Frite Cola | Coffin-Mate |
| Nutt's Apple Sauce | Tic Toc | Uncle Bum's Rice |
| Scary Jane Candy | Under World Bedeviled Ham | Casket |
| Caraid Bandages | Ruden's Cough Drops | Mold Power |
| Bum Beggar Beans | Hairy Lee Brownies | Badzooka Guggle Bum |
| Saturday Evening Ghost | Planet of the Grapes | Gulp Oil |
| Seventon | Moron Chicken Dinner | Progreaso Sauce |
| Unpopular Mechanics | Bird Brain Leftovers | Saparin Coffee |
| National Geografink | Chimpanzee Spark Plug | Stinkertoy |
| Easy Cuss-words | Decay Toothpaste | Fib Falsehood Deterrent |
| Family Circuit | Swiss Fright Cheese | Comit Cleanser |
| tvgarbageTV Garbage | mulersMuler's Dregg Noodles | bashBash Detergent |
| 61 Magazine | King O'Scare Sardines | Alpain Cereal |
| Mud Magazine | Chaffed & Sunburn | Cult 45 Witches Brew |
| Sleepy | Mr. Bog Wet Bread | Dizzie Cups |
| Toad Bubble Bath | Siesta Crackers | Shock Dispenser |
| Robot Burns Cigars | Martian Hats | Dud Laundry Soap |
| Pollydent | Battle Caps | Mr. Mean |
| Stingline Staple Gun | Wash 'n Fly | Flare Pen |
| Duck and Hide | Weak Germ | Aquax Cleanser |
| Pieces Candy | Hav-A-Temper Cigars | Killette - the wet look |
| Wrecko Candy | Barman Barroom Tissue | Brandy Land |
| Paydough Candy | Dud's Boot Beer | Creep Fang Paste |
| Sootball | Buz Detergent | Milk Muds |
| Sore Deodorant | Bug Wally | Shorts Illustrated |
| Playskull | Bathless Ribbons | Umbrella Magazine |
| Drainola Cereal | Icicle Playing Cards | Nooseweek |
| Ale Detergent | Hazel Mishap Lipstuck | Crocked Magazine |
| Doomed Matches | Shrunken Donuts | Jerk in Jail Magazine |
| Rowdy Gelatine | Screech Tape | National Spittoon Magazine |
| Battle Ball | Bum's Life Magazine | Dumb and Crazy Salt |
| Screamsicle | Brain Power | Doesn't Delight |
| Ape Green Beans | Le Rage's | Beastball Cards |
| Sneezer Dressing | Windaxe | Don't-Touch-Mee Tea |
| Sugarmess Gum (dated 1975) | Oscar the Mayor Baloney | Totarillo Cigars |
| Rotsa Root Candy | Canquit Chicken Pie | IOU Magazine |
| Moldy Bride Magazine | Sealva Thins | Duxie Cups |
| Balding Football | Sell 'em Cigarettes | Mrs. Poles Fishing Sticks |
| Rebell Jet | Taffy Cat Food | Weakinson Blades |
| Messquire Magazine | Nose-X Tissue | Playbug Magazine |
| Fanatical and Sickly Fiction | Snort Magazine | Slayer Aspirin |
| Ain't Toothpaste | Fearasil Cream | Hippy Trash Bags |
| Battletime Beer | Polarbearoid Film | Mushmallow Flunk |
| Satan Wrap | Irish Ring | Promesso Pizza Sauce |
| Hacks Cough Drops | fearoutIron-Ons | Slam Jim Snacks |
| Dynamites | Earth Barn Shampoo | Smell Ecch-100 Motor Oil |
| Jerkitol | Catgobite Detergent | Ultra Sheep Shampoo |
| Cheap Stick Lip Bomb | Petley Flea Bags | Electric Slave |
| Mashbox | Gums | Bum and Mabel |
| Pound's Skin Cream | View Monster | Slayskool |
| Fang Edward Cigars | Mare Cigarettes | Moron Beef Pot Pie |
| Shingle's Plaster Chips | Hamel Cigarettes | Bawl Park Franks |
| Bandage Cigarettes | Famous Mobsters | Sore Mel Chili |
| Jean Nutty Bath Bubbles | Blurine Eye Drops | Bloodweiser |
| Bleed's Candy | Yichs Sign-X | Dr. Nest's Toothbrush |
| Fling 'Ems Candy | Clubbed Canadian | Real Garbage Can-dy |
| Scoot Mouthwash | Regal Clown Cherry Bombs | Seven Spies Russian Documents |
| Earth Bum Shampoo | Old Grand-Mom Whiskey | Tipsy Roll Pop |
| Ghoul Humor Ice Cream | Dirtycell Battery | Jungle Potion |
| Ram-A-Liar Truth Syrup | Arise Shaving Cream | Sufferin Coffee |
| Krummies Diapers | Similecch Squid | Smartz Collar |
| Sucker Twin | Prowl Shampoo | Cracked Lighter |
| Horsey Feed Bags | Suspect Deodorant | Fool Guard Deodorant |
| Floral Cigarettes | Copperbone Suntan Lotion | Gillo Port Wine |
| Retch A Sketch |